Our photographer, who has 20 years in the business shooting a wide range of automobiles, said that this new Nissan crossover SUV should have been named the Vague. This, of course, resulted in much cackling and an order for another round of Red Robin brews. Regardless, aside from the funky Nissan grille (uh, can we choose a theme and stick to it?), the inoffensively rounded Rogue looks like it should be wearing a Hyundai badge. Nissan shoulda stuck with the bolder detailing found on the essentially identical Qashqai that was unveiled at last year’s Paris Motor Show.